^{It seems a poor choice in today's global economy to hang out one's digital sign bearing the name Global Electrolysis Supply and then set about making one's name synonymous with the biggest purveyor of bull-patties on the internet. The company’s phrase where they claim to be the world's most complete source for all of your permanent hair removal, Epilation creams, machines, sprays and electrolysis equipment needs is a cruel hoax. It makes people downright angry and does so in such a conspicuous manner that the good citizens of the internet can only stand by and say "they got it coming to them all right." What with the no-good scheming on part of Global Electrolysis Supply they sure deserve to go yellow belly up, but so far the company has eluded the ever increasing angry posse and managed to slip through every legal noose by refusing to post a legitimate business address and phone number and by setting up shop now in one town now in another and running everything through an untraceable fax. I am sure whoever the "they" is of Global Electrolysis Supply thinks that they've got a winning proposition going. If making money without ethics is the objective then selling junk and skipping out of town on returns and fiscal responsibilities is perhaps not so bad of an idea…well, excepting of course that part about making people downright angry.}

^{Word travels fast in these electronic days and it has come to my attention that I am not the only upstanding citizen of the hair removal world who has had it with the duplicitous doings of Global Electrolysis Supply. This wretched excuse for a company set up their false front enterprise on the web and it is no stretch of the truth to say that it is North America's number one predatory rip-off mail-order catalog. Their claim that they "are the most respected name in the Epilation and cosmetology profession" is a gross, exaggerated lie and comes off with all the sleaze of a big smile form Mr. White Keys. The truth about this company is that that they lack ethics and honesty and the word integrity is nothing more to them than a snare for the unsuspecting. Global Electrolysis Supply should be shut down and the mysterious owners should be tarred, feather and run off the internet on rail. This ired party is not the first and should not be the last to pass on this warning to all consumers: Avoid Global Electrolysis Supply as if it were a bedside bucket in cholera ward in 1866. If like me, you prefer to see something for yourself, Google "Global Electrolysis Supply"; you will be rightfully astounded at the number of of complaints reported by angry customers that fill the first three results pages. Global Electrolysis Supply breaks rules and has the basic red-flags that say, "Don't do it and buy from them! They are a RIP-OFF!”}

^{And as most of my readers know, these are two sources whose ethics I have questioned repeatedly so Global Electrolysis Supply is  truly a first rate specimen of lower than the low. That bit about no listed business owner, no business address, no business telephone, no known email address and business is done by an "Unlisted Fax only"' should be warning enough to quarantine the site.}

^{GLOBAL ELECTROLYSIS EQUIPMENT FAILS ALL FCC, AMA & CANADIAN REQUISITE STANDARDS}

^{When it comes to purveying electrolysis equipment, Global Electrolysis Supply is a den of thieves that steals from honest, hard working electrologists. Without one doubt they are "Canada's North American Rip-Off Specialists" when it comes to shoddy electrolysis and other hair removal equipment - sorry Canada, but the only information I could get on this company drew the connection.  No doubt you might have seen Global Electrolysis Supply posing as Boston Electrolysis AZ on Yahoo under Sponsored links. Well since Global Electrolysis Supply has decided to impersonate Boston Electrolysis to rip off consumers, I am going to let them have it "Both Barrels".  As a Massachusetts Licensed and Registered Electrologist practicing for thirty years without complaint on my business, I have made a point to play by the rules. Even when I moved my reputable practice to the Wild West, I made it a point of pride to uphold the highest standards of the field. In this case of Global Electrolysis Supply dragging my company name through the mud in order to turn a dirty dollar, I mean to keep playing by the rules. Mind you, this is "Arizona" and if you have seen the movie starring the gutsy Jean Arthur, you know that I mean business when I say that here in Arizona we don't stand for the kind of lying cheating nonsense Global Electrolysis Supply is trying to get away with. Arizona may have earned its reputation as occasional lawless state during the Wild West but that's because when we see some law that needs enforcing we take care of it ourselves and that means at fifty paces or an occasional necktie party. Of course what with the changing times, Arizona is a death penalty state and so anyone in Arizona who can conduct herself with as much pluck as that Miss Arthur knows to let her opponent draw first. A straight shooting is self defense when you pull the trigger second, any witness can tell you that. So what with my dander being raised I would not make the foolhardy mistake of high-tailing west if I were anyone having anything to do with Global Electrolysis Supply.}

^{Regardless of whether Global Electrolysis Supply wants to take a stand or carry on being a low down marketeering skunk, here is my word of advice to those attracted by the fancy lettering on the false front of the Global Electrolysis Supply online store:  Don't spend one thin dime with this scandalous, good-for-nothin', yellow-bellied company that doesn't deserve the credit line it built its name on. Global Electrolysis Supply does not comprehend what the words honest and ethical mean. When it comes to lying, cheating and stealing from electrologists and the public, Global Electrolysis Supply has no equal. They are the bottom of the barrel and the stuff we hate stepping on.}

^{Beware of their Home Electrolysis kits or anything they sell and watch out for the sleazy, non-licensed quacks listed as practitioners and claiming to be electrologists. And all satire aside, please beware of Microlysis and Transdermal electrolysis and laser Epilation.  Come to think of it, given what I know about these yellow-bellied fugitives of the Canadian Big House and what I know about the bogus apparati they purvey, a punishment that truly fits the crime would be a sentencing to unending of daily treatments with those constarned contraptions they are foisting off on the trusting public. I think the effect might be akin to the tarring and feathering and run off the Internet on rail that they so deserve. What more can I say than buyer beware? While those of us who value and respect our clients are working hard to provide the quality of care that only comes with proper training, education, equipment and, above all, ethics, Global Electrolysis Supply is busy manufacturing and selling shoddy electrolysis equipment according to fabricated theoretical concepts. Just read the nonsense that they are putting out there:}